I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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