is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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