It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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