real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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