Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sext me about skeletons
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
