walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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