If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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