She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I've blown a few things in my day
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
porn star boner night. come get it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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