Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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