OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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