walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Randomize
