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(586): View more from Michigan

He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.

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(432): View more from Texas

TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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(217): View more from Illinois

i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"

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(915): View more from Texas

dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop

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(205): View more from Alabama

just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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(248): View more from Michigan

She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.

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(226): View more from Ontario

I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me

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