I heard we made out
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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