My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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