well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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