Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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