i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
There was a lot of him and a little penis
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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