My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
