If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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