yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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