Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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