At least make sure they are 18
Why
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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