google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's official drugs can't kill me
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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