Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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