I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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