all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
