Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
did you just send me my own nude
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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