I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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