your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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