nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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