Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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