I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
