I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want to make a zoo with you.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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