Your tits are I can't wait for
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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