So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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