i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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