i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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