He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
