Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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