Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
