Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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