walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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