You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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