He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
People in love make me want to vomit
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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