Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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