It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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