So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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