I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have already put on my inside pants.
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