Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I forget how to act sober
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