I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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